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    [[M]] STUPID QUESTIONS WITH THE SMART ANSWERS

    STUPID QUESTIONS WITH THE SMART ANSWERS

    BOY: May I hold your hand?
    GIRL: No thanks, it isn't heavy.

    GIRL: Say you love me! Say you love me!
    BOY: You love me...

    GIRL: If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
    BOY: Sure, what's your phone number??

    GIRL: I think the poorest people are the happiest.
    BOY: Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple

    GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
    BOY: Don't you ever want to improve??

    BOY: I love you and I could die for you!
    GIRL: How soon??

    BOY: I would go to the end of the world for you!
    GIRL: Yes, but would you stay there??

    SHARON: Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
    TRACY: I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.


     


    MAN: You remind me of the sea.
    WOMAN: Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
    MAN: NO, because you make me sick.

    WIFE: You tell a man something; it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.
    HUSBAND: You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.

    MARY: John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly. What do u think,
    Peter?
    PETER: A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.





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    ha ha... funny... kewl..

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    Lol good ones.

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