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    Mullah Nasruddin 3

    The two burglars worked as a team. One stayed outside as a lookout, while the other robbed the house. One night, when the inside man returned, his buddy said, "How much did you get?" "Nothing," the other said. "This is the house of Mulla Nasrudin." "khair!" said his buddy. "THEN HOW MUCH DID YOU LOSE?"


    It seemed that every time Mulla Nasrudin met his lawyer, he had some added legal fees. It worried the Mulla to the point of ulcers. Then one day, he met his lawyer in the post office and said, "NICE DAY, ISN'T IT? AND REMEMBER, I AM TELLING YOU, NOT ASKING YOU, SIR."



     


    Mulla Nasrudin kept begging the noted pianist to play. "Well, all right, since you insist," he said. "What shall I play?" "ANYTHING YOU LIKE," said Nasrudin. "IT'S ONLY TO ANNOY THE NEIGHBOURS.


    Mulla Nasrudin's wife used to give the Mulla a regular inspection every night when he came home. Every hair she discovered on his coat would be cause for a terrible scene. One evening, when she didn't find a single hair, she screamed at him, "NOW YOU ARE EVEN RUNNING AFTER BALD-HEADED WOMEN."



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    lolzzzzz... hahahaa...1st is repost...

    i liked ths last 1 and 2nd1... lolz... hahaahheheehehehhohohoho....

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    thanks Zara.. we cant avoid repost since we have so many jokes here. its just to ignore them

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    haha...the last one was too good!!

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    Seriously, last one was too good!!!!!!!!!!!

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    hahahhaahhaa......very funny.....

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    commondo..is that u in the pic?

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