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    Husband & Wife jokes, & more jokes!




     


    A man went to the
    Police Station wishing
    to speak with the Burglar who had broken into his house the night before.
    .
    You will get your chance
    in court, said the
    Police officer.
    .
    No, No No.! said the man.
    I want to know
    How he Got into the house withOut Waking my Wife. I’ve been trying for years.!




    Wife: What is Inflation? Husband: Earlier you
    were 36-24-36
    Now you are 40-42-48
    Now you have much
    More than before
    yet your worth is
    much Less
    That’s Inflation



    Ram - I notice that
    Your Wife is
    mostly in the kitchen,
    Probably she Cooks
    many varieties.!
    Shyam - No.! Actually
    our Telephone Connection
    is in the kitchen.!




    Wife - I wish I was
    your book so that I
    could be in front of
    your eyes constantly. Husband - Oh, I wish
    you were a calendar
    which I could replace
    every year.




    Liz : Howz my fiance?
    Friend : Good.
    But he looks bad when
    he Smiles.
    Liz : So what? After marriage either ways, where will he have the chance to smile or laugh





    Shyam - A Married Man makes a very
    Good Salesman.
    Ram - How.?
    Shyam - Because he
    is used to taking orders.




    Husband to Wife -
    God first created
    the world, then rested.
    He then created man,
    and rested for a while.
    Then he created
    a Woman, and
    No One Rested.



    One man to his friend: So many options: Poison, sleeping pills, hanging, jumping from a building,
    lying on train tracks,
    but we chose Marriage, slow & sure!




    2 Deafs Are Discussing Their Wives Using Sign Language..
    1st : Wht 2 Do When Your Wife Start Complaining ?
    2nd :I Stop Listning.
    1st How ?
    2nd : I Turn Off The Lights



    Boy: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
    Girl: Do you want me to leave?
    Boy: NO! Don’t even think about it.
    Girl: Do you love me?
    Boy: Of course! Over and over!
    Girl: Have you ever cheated on me?
    Boy: NO! Why are you even asking?
    Girl: Will you kiss me?
    Boy: Every chance I get!
    Girl: Will you hit me?
    Boy: Are you crazy! I’m not that kind of person!
    Girl: Can I trust you?
    Boy: Yes.
    Girl: Darling!
    After marriage - - - simply read from bottom to top





    Man at medical store:I need poison
    Chemist: I can't sell you that
    Man shows his marriage certificate
    .
    .
    .
    Chemist: Oh! sorry,
    I didn't knew u had a prescription.







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    ahahahhahahhahahaha...........very nice n funny

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    some are reposts..but still cool..

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    hahahhahahaaa.a........

    2 Deafs Are Discussing Their Wives Using Sign Language..
    1st : Wht 2 Do When Your Wife Start Complaining ?
    2nd :I Stop Listning.
    1st How ?
    2nd : I Turn Off The Lights


    so funny......

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    yeah

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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The deaf one is really tooooooooooooooo good!!!!!

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    Man at medical store:I need poison
    Chemist: I can't sell you that
    Man shows his marriage certificate
    .
    .
    .
    Chemist: Oh! sorry,
    I didn't knew u had a prescription.

    hey I have not understand this.........

    does this makes any sense.

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