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    Mullah Nasruddin

    Mullah Nasrudin was a very wise teacher. He pretend to be a fool, but thinking about his foolishness teaches people to be wise. Hes so good at it that people all over the Middle East and Central Asia claim him as their own.


    "I am going to get a divorce," a friend told Mulla Nasrudin. "My wife has not spoken to me in three months.""I'D THINK TWICE IF I WERE YOU," said the Mulla. "WIVES LIKE THAT ARE HARD TO FIND

    Mulla Nasrudin was stabbed by burglars. But before dying he wrote a note to his wife from the hospital. The last paragraph of it read: "I have been very fortunate because only the day before I had put all of my money and negotiable bonds in my safety deposit box at the bank, SO THAT I AM LOSING PRACTICALLY NOTHING BUT MY LIFE.

    The bus was crowded when the little old lady got on, and Mulla Nasrudin stood up. She pushed the Mulla back gently and said, "No, thanks." Nasrudin tried to rise again and she pushed him back a second time. Finally, Nasrudin said to her, "PLEASE LET ME GET UP, LADY, I AM TWO BLOCKS PAST MY STOP NOW."

    Mulla Nasrudin was sitting under a tree chatting with a neighbour, when his boy came up the road carrying a chicken. "Where did you get that chicken?" Nasrudin asked his boy. "Stole it," said the boy. Mulla Nasrudin turned to his friend and said proudly, "THIS IS MY BOY. HE MAY STEAL, BUT HE WON'T LIE."



     


    I will come with more.



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    aaaaaaaaahahahhahahahha..........bisyar khob...i really liked them all....specially the first one...

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    thanks brother there is plenty of his jokes I will add more whenever I get the chance.

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    Yeah, waiting for more............come on!!!!!!!!

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    hahhaah........very wise..........waiting for more buddy......

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    my pleasure javid jan...waiting for more......

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    lolzz.... last 1 is so funny...

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    haha

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    lolzzzzzzzzzz

    yea Mullah nusradin's jokes are very famous amongst afghans.. any afghan u ask, they'll kno who he is.. i dont even kno if he was actually a living humane being, or just a made-up person... but everyone knos him...

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    i think he was from Iran....

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