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    Hilarious court questions

    These are from a book called "Disorder in the Court." These are things
    people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now
    published by court reporters - who had the torment of staying calm while
    these exchanges were actually taking place.


    Q: What is your date of birth?

    A: July fifteenth.

    Q: What year?

    A: Every year.

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    Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke up
    that morning?

    A: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"

    Q: And why did that upset you?

    A: My name is Susan.



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    Q: And where was the location of the accident?

    A: Approximately milepost 499.

    Q: And where is milepost 499?

    A: Probably between milepost 498 and 500.

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    Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he
    doesn't know about it until the next morning?

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    Q: Were you present when your picture was taken?

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    Q: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?

    A: Yes.

    Q: And what were you doing at that time?



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    Q: She had three children, right?

    A: Yes.

    Q: How many were boys?

    A: None.

    Q: Were there any girls?



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    Q: You say the stairs went down to the basement?

    A: Yes.

    Q: And these stairs... did they go up also?

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    Q: How was your first marriage terminated?

    A: By death.

    Q: And by whose death was it terminated?

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    Q: Can you describe the individual?

    A: He was about medium height and had a beard.

    Q: Was this a male or a female?



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    Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?

    A: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.

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    Q: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?

    A: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.

    Q: And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time?

    A: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy.

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    Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?

    A: No.

    Q: Did you check for blood pressure?

    A: No.

    Q: Did you check for breathing?

    A: No.

    Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the
    autopsy?

    A: No.

    Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?

    A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.

    Q: But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?

    A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law



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    lol.... real funny....

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    Hahahahahahahaha........arre yeh tumhare dono lawyers (Ajnabee aur Javid) mein se kisi ne poochha tha kya?!?!?!?!?!?

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    hehehehehe tooooooooo funnyyyyyyyyy specially the last one .....

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    He he lolzzz...

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    lolz...hehehe...i didnt get this 1

    Q: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?

    A: Yes.

    Q: And what were you doing at that time?

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    ahhahahaaahah.........thanks for the visit guys...

    aree yar sri, aap bhi naa...tum khud osse se pocho na...lolzzzz

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    Quote Originally Posted by sveetzara
    lolz...hehehe...i didnt get this 1

    Q: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?

    A: Yes.

    Q: And what were you doing at that time?
    cuz she was concieving

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    Quote Originally Posted by sveetzara
    lolz...hehehe...i didnt get this 1

    Q: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?

    A: Yes.

    Q: And what were you doing at that time?



    What does one do to conceive?
    hope u got it now!

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    zara do u get it, or want me to pm u.. she was conceiving the child at the moment...

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