Whenever you find the key to success, someone changes the lock.
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*To Err is human, but to forgive is not a COMPANY policy.*
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The road to success??.. Is always under construction.
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*Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does
Milk.
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*In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you have ability to
repay back.
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*All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive or
fattening.*
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Since Light travels faster than Sound, people appear brighter before you
hear them speak.
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*Everyone has a scheme of getting rich?.. Which never works.*
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If at first you don't succeed?. Destroy all evidence that you ever tried.
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*You can never determine which side of the bread to butter. If it falls
down, it will always land on the buttered side.*
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Anything dropped on the floor will roll over to the most inaccessible
corner.
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*42.7% of all statistics is made on the spot.*
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As soon as you mention something?? If it is good, it is taken?. If it is
bad, it happens.
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*He who has the gold, makes the rules ---- Murphy's golden rule.*
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If you come early, the bus is late. If you come late?? The bus is still
late.
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*Once you have bought something, you will find the same item being sold
somewhere else at a cheaper rate.*
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When in a queue, the other line always moves faster and the person in front
of you will always have the most complex of transactions.
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*If you have paper, you don't have a pen. If you have a pen, you don't have
paper. If you have both, no one calls.*
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Especially for engg. Students : If you have bunked the class, the professor
has taken attendance.
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*You will pick up maximum wrong numbers when on roaming.*
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The door bell or your mobile will always ring when you are in the bathroom.
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*After a long wait for bus no.20, two 20 number buses will always pull in
together and the bus which you get in will be crowded than the other.*
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If your exam is tomorrow, there will be a power cut tonight.
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*Irrespective of the direction of the wind, the smoke from the cigarette
will always tend to go to the non-smoker*
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Before borrowing money from a friend, decide whether you need more.
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*There are three sides to every argument: your side, my side and the right
side.*
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An expert is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound
confusing.
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*Many things can be preserved in alcohol. Dignity is not one of them.*
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Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.
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*When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets..*
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Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
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*Well done is better than well said .*
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Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make them when nobody is looking.
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*Where there is a WILL, there is a WAY, Where there is MONEY, there are many
WAYS.*
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Where there is MONEY, there are many FRIENDS and RELATIVES.
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*Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.*
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