# Sign on a railway station at Patna:
Aana free, jaana free,
pakde gaye to khana free.
# Seen on a famous beauty parlor in Bombay:
Donít whistle at the girl going out from here.
She may be your grandmother!
# Seen on a bulletin board:
Success is relative
More the success, more the relatives.
# Sign at a barberís saloon in Juhu, Bombay:
we need your heads to run our business.
# A traffic slogan:
Donít let your kids drive if they are not old enough - or else they never will beÖ..
#THE BEST ONE:
Its Godís responsibility to forgive the terrorist organizations
Itís our responsibility to arrange the meeting between them and god.Ē
- Indian Armed Forces