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    Funny & true "Laws"!


    Law of queue: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.



    Law of the Telephone:
    When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged tone.



    Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.




     


    Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.



    Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.



    Bath THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.



    LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you donít want to be seen with.



    LAW of the RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine wonít work, it will!



    LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.



    THEATRE RULE:
    People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last.



    LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.



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    hahhahaa.a....nice n really true laws.......

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    Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.

    hahahahahaahhah.........it really happened to me......

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    Lol nice ones.

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    very true.. another one is if you find something and dont return it back you will lose something.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sunnyajmal
    Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.

    hahahahahaahhah.........it really happened to me......
    Hahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!

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    yeah sri believe me its completely true........

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    NYS 1 , ALL ARE TRUE

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    YEH! its true. Very very true.

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    Yeah... Most embarrassing law is this one


    LAW of the RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine wonít work, it will!

    lolzzz...

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