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    Few Jokes To Refresh Mind........

    Banta to Doctor : Doctor Sahab! Mein apna dimag daan karna chahta hu.
    Doctor : Hoga to hum le lenge .

    Son to Dad : Papa, Mein itna bada kab hounga ki mein mummy se bina puche bahar ja saku?
    Papa : Beta abhi itna bada to mein bhi nahi hua!!!


     


    Autowala to Santa : Sahab, 100 rupaye ho gaye.
    Santa ne 50 rupaye autowale ko de diye.
    Autowala : Sahab ye to gundagardi hai, meter ki hisab se 100 rupaye hue hai.
    Santa : Tu bhi to baithkar aaya hai, tera kiraya bhi kya mujhe dena parega!!!

    Ek din Santa ne apni premika ko himmat jutakar keh dala - I love you.
    Premika(Gusse se) : Jara pyar se nahi keh sakte?
    Santa : I love you Didi!!!!

    Girl : Tum ladke kisi bhi ladki me sabse pehle kya dekhte ho?
    Boy : Ye to depend karta hai ki ladki aa rahi hai ya ja rahi hai!!


    Dur gaon me jab maa baap sote nahi the,
    to bacha kehta hai, so ja bapu,
    so ja, warna ek aur ho jayega!!!

    Girl-to-Boy - Aaye bewafe tune sab kuch saaf kar diya,
    mera dil jala kar rakh kar diya
    Boy-to-Girl - Aye ladki, teri kurbani bekar nahi jayegi,
    bhej de rakh mujhe, bartan manjne ke kaam aayegi.


    Pati aur patni ghumne gaye. Raaste me ek gadhe ko ghaas kata
    dekh patni ne pati se kaha - Oo G tumhara rishtedaar ghaas
    kha raha hai, namaste karo.
    Pati - Namaste Sasur Ji

    Santa ne Banta se kaha,"Sabse bada challenge kya hai?"
    Banta replied - Answer sheet ko khaali chod do aur last me likh dena,
    paas karke dikha.

    Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.
    Bhola: Hai.
    Frog: Nahin hai.
    Bhola: Hai.
    Frog: Nahin hai and jumps into the well.
    Bhola: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi.?


    Teacher : Santa batao `M' for kya hota hai?
    Santa : Sir, Mother!
    Teacher : Right! Aab batao W for kya hota hai?
    Santa kuch sochne lagta hai
    Teacher : Santa kya soch rahe ho?
    Santa : Sir, mein yeh soch raha tha ki Maa ulti kaise ho gayi?


    Teacher : Santa ye batao tense kitne tarah ke hote hai?
    Santa : Teen maidam.
    Teacher : Teeno ke ek-ek example batao.
    Santa : Madam, meine kal aapki beti ko dekha tha. Aaj mein ussey pyar karta hu aur kal mein ussey bhaga kar le jaunga.



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    I think it will be fun to read..but i dont know the language...

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