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    [[M]]Computer Gender - Laugh it off

    Computer Gender



    A pastor of a church had previously been a sailor. He was very aware that ships are addresses as "she" and "her". He often wondered what gender computers should be addressed. To answer that question, he set up two group of computer experts.

    The first group was composed of women, and the second of men. Each group was asked to recommend whether computer should be referred to in the feminine gender, or the masculine gender. They were asked to give 4 reasons for their recommendations.

    1. The group of women reported that computers should be referred to in the masculine gender because:
    2. In order to get their attention you have to turn them on.
    3. The have a lot of data, but are still clueless.
    4. The are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they are the problem.
    5. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer you could have had a better model.



    The men, on the other hand, concluded that computers should be referred to in the feminine gender because:

    1. No one but the Creator understands their internal logic.
    2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
    3. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.
    4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half of your paycheck on accessories for it.


     



    Regards

    mohammed marzuk ali




    Reply if u like!



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    Hahahahahahahaha.....can any of the mods move it to jokes section???

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    hahahaaahaa..aa.....I think computers should be referred as feminine gender........

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    Naturally, boys can never be of such help to the world!!!!!!!

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    oh really......

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    Yeah, really!!!!!

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    think again........

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    I 2 think that computers should be referred as feminine gender coz as a neutral judge,tha arguments of the male group were very strong

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    Exactly.........

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    I heard this in my spanish class. well wht our teacher said, i forgot, if it was in my class or my sis told me.. but anyways.. in spanish computer is called Computadora, which is feminine, and they argued whethere it should be calld computador, or computadora, so the teachers split the class in to two groups, females and males, and the rest is up there in the joke...

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