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    Funny definitions...

    1. Cigarette : A pinch of tobacco rolled in
    paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other.

    2. Love affairs : Something like cricket where
    one-day internationals are more popular than a five day test.

    3. Marriage : It’s an agreement in which a man
    loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master

    4. Divorce : Future tense of marriage

    5. Lecture : An art of transferring information
    from the notes of the lecturer to
    the notes of the students without passing
    through “the minds of either”.


     


    6. Conference : The confusion of one man
    multiplied by the number present.

    7. Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in
    such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

    8. Tears : The hydraulic force by which
    masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water-power ..

    9. Dictionary : A place where divorce comes
    before marriage.

    10. Conference Room : A place where everybody
    talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on.

    11. Ecstasy : A feeling when you feel you are
    going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.

    12. Classic : A book which people praise, but
    do not read.

    13. Smile : A curve that can set a lot of
    things straight.

    14. Office : A place where you can relax after
    your strenuous home life.

    15. Yawn : The only time some married men ever
    get to open their mouth.

    16. Etc. : A sign to make others believe that
    you know more than you actually do.

    17. Committee: Individuals who can do nothing
    individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

    18. Experience : The name men give to their
    mistakes.

    19. Atom Bomb: An invention to end all
    inventions.

    20. Philosopher : A fool who torments himself
    during life, to be spoken of when dead.

    21. Diplomat : A person who tells you to go to
    hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.

    22. Opportunist : A person who starts taking
    bath if he accidentally falls into a river.

    23. Optimist : A person who while falling from
    Eiffel Tower says in midway “See I am not injured yet.”

    24. Pessimist :- A person who says that ‘O’ is
    the last letter in ZERO, Instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY.

    25. Miser : A person who lives poor so that he
    can die rich.

    26. Father : A banker provided by nature.

    27. Criminal : A guy no different from the
    rest… except that he got caught.

    28. Boss : Someone who is early when you are
    late and late when you are early.

    29. Politician : One who shakes your hand
    before elections and your Confidence after.

    30. Doctor : A person who kills your ills by
    pills, and kills you with his bills.

    31. Computer Engineer : One who gets paid for
    reading such mails……



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    lolzzzz, the father and the smile one are pretty nice

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    haha very nice and true

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    heard these long ago..thanks for refreshing

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    1. Cigarette : A pinch of tobacco rolled in
    paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other.

    so sad...............yar ab mai bhi cigarettes peeta ho tu kia mai fool ho?

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    ab ye tum hi decide karo

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    kya decide karna......sunny is pakka fool in this context......

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    ab mai kia karo yar, am trying my best to leave it.....

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    hmmmm hahahahaa.... lolz.....

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    Sunny at least change now after reading this!

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