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    Funny SmS (03)

    Funny SmS


    Yaad na karoge to sataenge, ruthoge to manaenge... Roogey to
    hasaenge...
    Dost hai hum tumhare, sayaa nahi... jo andhre mei saath chod jayenge!

    Aasman mei jab jab badal garajta hoga, mausam bhi aapna rukh badalta
    hoga...
    Uthti hogi jab jab aapki nigahein, khuda bhi gir gir kar sambhalta
    hoga!

    Baat kam kije jihanat ko chipate rahiye, Ajnabi shahar hai kuch dost
    banate rahiye
    Dushmani lakh sahi khatm na kije rishta, Dil mile na mile hath milate
    rahiye

    I would like 2 officially announce that
    I am already accepting friendshipday gifts in cash, cheques,
    chocolates, luv & airtime.
    Avoid rush, Send Now! Thank U!

    If I got ur smile, I dnt need flowers, If I got ur voice, I dnt need
    music,
    If u speak 2 me I dont need anybdy else, If U r my frnd I dont need the
    world!

    We've known Each other 4 Quite a while now, do u think we can be more
    than FRNDS?
    Will u be my PARTNER 2 rob a BANK !?

    I saw something in a shops window - it was stunning hot, cute, simply
    adorable.
    I was supposed to buy it for u. But then I realised it was my
    reflection.

    The World is Round We'll meet again. When we meet I'll ask You "How are
    You"
    Hope You'll not ask "Who are You'!

    NOBODY like U,
    NOBODY cares for U,
    NOBODY misses U,
    NOBODY wants to see U good,
    NOBODY is Ur best friend,
    NOBODY is happy with U...Dont cry!!!
    My name is NOBODY.

    I saw U on ROAD today. U were lukin SO fine, Ur face SO divine, Ur walk
    SO perfect.
    My HEART started singing a Sweet Song: WHO LET THE DOGS OUT!

    A study has proved that all fools use their THUMB while reading a SMS.
    Now its 2 late dont try 2 change ur finger! Catch another fool!

    Stars + moon = romantic night,
    Birds + sky = lovely day,
    Forest + animals = beautiful world,
    YOU+YOUR SMILE = AYYO


    Khwabo ke mahal me kalpana ka vaas hai
    abhi baki meri chand saans hai
    shayad tumhare aane ki koi gunjaish nahi
    par tum se milne ki ab bhi aas hai

    aapko bhool jau umar gujarne ki baat hai.........
    aapko na ho yakeen ye aur baat hai..............
    jab tak rahegi saans tab tak rahoge yaad ...........
    ye saans toot jaaaye to aur baat hai..............

    Lamhe judai ke bekarar karte hain
    haalat mere mujhe laachar karte hain
    aankhe meri pad lo kabhi
    ham khud kaise kahe ki aapse pyar karte hain

    dooriyo se fark padta nahi hai .....................
    baat ko dilo ki nazdikiyo se hoti hai.............
    dosti to kuch khaas aap jaise se hai ..............
    varna mulaqat na jaane kitne logo se hoti hai....

    Dekha nahi hai koi tujhsa,
    dekhne tujhe jannat se bhi laut aayange,
    jab tak deedar na ho tera,
    hum mar ke bhi chain se na mar paayange..
    tufan me kashti ko kinare bhi mil jate hai
    jahan me logo ko sahare bhi mil jate hai
    duniya me sabse pyari hai zindagi
    kuch log zindagi se pyare bhi mil jate hai

    apne hothon par sajana chahta hu.................
    aa tujhe me gungunana chahta hu..................
    thak gaya me karte karte yaad tujhko.............
    ab tujhe me yaad aana chahta hu...................

    Bikhre ashkon ke moti hum pro na sake,
    Teri yaad Me sari raat so na sake,
    Bheeg na Jaye ansuo me tasvir teri,
    Bus yehi soch Kar hum ro Na sake.

    Unki mohabbat ka abhi nishan baaki hai,
    naam labh par hai jaan baki hai,
    kya hua agar dekh kar muh fer lete hain,
    tasalli hai ki abhi shakal ki pehchan baaki hai

    Pagal nazaren dil diwana lagta hai.........
    tera mera pyar purana lagta hai............
    phoolon me lipte pathar aaye hai.............
    ye to koi dost purana lagta hai....
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    Sunsaan sarak k sookhay hoi peepal Ki Tuti Hui Tehnee k Murjhaye Hue
    Pattay Pay Baithay Hue bhoot Kay Pair Say Nikaltay Hue Khoon Kay Beemar
    Bacteria............HOW R
    U?FPRIVATE "TYPE=PICT;ALT=Huh"

    If ever in your life U R very sad & lonely & feel that U have lost
    every thing, I will come, Hold your hand, take U 4 Walk on a Bridge &
    Show U where 2 jump From !!!...

    Bottle main Pepsi say zyaada....used Socks main smell say bhi
    zyaadaa.... Adnan Sami main charbi say zyaada... Mithai main sweet say
    zyaada...Pakistan main coruption say zzyaada...
    I LOV U

    Today, tommorow and yesterday there will be
    one heart that would always beat for you
    You know Whose???
    your Own Stupid!!!

    Tum sa koi dusara zameen par hua
    to rab se sikayat hogi....
    Ek to jhella nahi jata
    dusra aa gaya to kya halat hogi!!!

    I have the "I",I have the "L",I have the "O",I have the "V",I have the
    "E",... so pls can I have "U"?

    True friends are those
    Who Care without hasitation,
    Remember without Limitation,
    Forgive without any Explanation,
    and Love even with little Communication!!!
    The Golden words are "Don't cry in Love"
    because for whom u r crying does not deserve your tears
    and the person who deserves it will never let u cry!!

    What is sweet but not Honey,
    Precious but not Money,
    Bright but not Sunshine,
    Impr! oves with time but not Wine???
    Its....OUR FRIENDSHIP!!!

    Har koi pyar ke liye tarapta hai,
    Har koi pyar ke liye rota hai,
    mere pyar ko galat mat samajna,
    pyar to dosti mein bhi hota hai.

    Chaand ko garoor hai ki uske paas noor hai,
    to kya hua....
    Mujhe bhi garoor hai ki mera Dost Langoor hai!

    u r a donkey
    d 4 decent
    o 4 outclass
    n 4 nice
    k 4 kind
    e 4 excelent
    y 4 young

    I am in hospital now.
    After 5 minutes, I will be transfered to a surgery room.
    The doctor told me, I will die if I stop RECEIVING YOUR SMS.

    If i cud reach up and hold a star 4 every time u made me smile the!
    entire evening sky wud b in the palm of my hand.

    My cell phone loves it when u sms: its little face lights up, bursts in
    to beeps and has ur name written all over it. I think u should sms more
    often, i think it likes u!

    Har desh ki ek sarhadd hoti hai
    bache ki bhi ek jidd hote hai
    aur kitna intzaar karru tere sms ka
    Kanjosi ki bhi koi hadd hoti hai

    Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum
    waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum
    Doob kar jisme marr jayu vo River ho tum
    Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum...


    When i am not messaging u it does not mean that i have forgotten u, i
    am just giving u time to MISS ME!!

    Aap jaise log hume kuch khas lagte hai.
    mann me har waqt hum ek aas rakte hai,
    jaane kab aa jaye sms aapka
    is liye cell ko dil ke pass rakte hai





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