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    Nine Words Women Use

    (1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

    (2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

    (3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

    (4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission.. Don't Do It!

    (5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

    (6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

    (7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' .. that will bring on a 'whatever')..

    ( Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F----YOU!

    (9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.


     


    * Send this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they can avoid (if they remember the terminology).
    * Send this to all the women/men you know to give them a good laugh, 'cause they know some of it's true!



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    these must be the ones that really is true.. anyway it was funny...

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    hhhmm..... need to be very careful about these words......

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    KEEP these in urr mind..

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    you too......

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    hmmmmm...kuch tu hai..

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    lol

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    heehehe... its true...


    ( Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F----YOU! )


    lolz... it was so funny..

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    but thats not true.. i say whtever alot.. lol...

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    yea its not true...

    i often use this word....

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