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    When i c da moOn..i c u..when i c da starz.i c u when i c da sky i c u..get outa ma wae ...ur blocking ma vieW....!!!!!



    I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. That's because Mother Teresa said "Love Animals" !



    Last nite I lay in bed,looking at the stars, beautiful sky and da endless horizon & suddenly I thought where the hell is my roof?


    This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat!... Now read it without the word cat


    Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar Muskurate hain.Yeh to unke bache hee kamine hain,****Jo Mujhe Mamma-Mamma bulaate hain


    She took me to a private room,put her hands on my waist,took off my Top than put her Lips on mine,Oh thanx GOD I am only a bottle


    I wish I was a tear drop , born in your eyes , Live on your cheeks and die on your lips



    When times comes,to give heart to some1,make sure to select some1 who never break your heart bcoz broken hearts don't spare parts


    Ap ki awaz KOYAL Jaisi,Aankhain HIRAN Jaisi,Chal MOR jaisi,Aadtain BANDAR Jaisi,Acha hota agar Koi 1 Aadat Bhi Insanon Wali Hoti


    Love your friends,As they love U,But never hate them when they hate U,Give your smile to everyone but give your heart to Only 1


    U r my sweet SONA,I dont want u to KHONA,I want a place in your Heart's KONA,Otherwise I will start RONA,Ek Emal to KERONA



    May u be What u hope to b,See all u want to see..Do all what u want to,May ur every wish comes true.."A Very Happy Birthday to u"


    I LIE I saw U on road,U Were Looking so fi9,Ur Face So Divine,Ur Walk So Perfect,I Started to Sing a Sweet Song,WHO LET THE DOGS OUT???



    I Love "u"! ,I Love "u"! ,I Love "u"! ,I Love "u"! Hey! Don't get excited I also Love V, W, X, Y, Z



    A beautiful bird flys, U look up it shits in your eyes. U don't weap don't cry , just thank God cows do not fly



    Some times I think y I like u?Sometime i think y I miss u? Some times I think y I love u? Than I feel that I really like Cartoons



    My friend the best quality i like about you is that you are very sentimental-
    10% senti and 90% mental











    Ahat si koi ho to lagta hai ke tum ho, Hawa koi Lehrai to lagta hai ke tum ho, Ab tum hi batao ke tum kissi bhoot se kam ho?



    BADI FURSAAT SE ALLAH NE BANYA HOGA .KUCH AJEEB SA USKAY DIL MEIN CHAYA HOGA ..PAHELE TO SOCHA HOGA JANNAT MEIN RAKH LU TUJHAY KAHI PHER USKO DELHI ZOO KA KHAYAL AYA HOGA



    badal gaya hai zamana nahi nahaye to kya sharman,ab to hai aapke paas ready made bahana do bucket paani rozana hai bachana


    dua karte hai humsir jhukaaye dost tu apni manzil ko paaye.ager kabhi teri rahon mein andhera aaye dosti ke liye khuda humko jalaye


    ter liye main TAJ-MAHAL TAJ-MAHAL TAJ MAHAL banaunga ek cup subah aur ek cup sham main pilaonga



    Is dil ki hai ek condition us me kisiko nahin permission sirf tujhe hai dost admission wo bhi bina donation just maintain good ralation



    Birds luv u,Elephants luv u,Hippos luv u,Giraffe luv u,chimpanzee luv u,please return to zoo ..... they all miss u.



    devilist come to my bedroom.they wanted to trouble good people and i suggested ur name they said "OH NO"!we cant disturb our boss.



    yaad kerne ke liye bahana chiz chahiye aap nahin to aapki tasvir chahiye.par aapki tasveerhamar dil ko bahalana sakegi kyonki woh aapki tarah muskurana sakegi



    na milne ki khushi na judai ka gham,na udas na tanha hai hum,kaise kahe kaise hain humbus itna samajh lijiye aap ke bina bahot akele hai hum.



    what happen to ur network?i tried to calling u,but the operater said"welcome" 2 the jungle,the monkey ur trying to call is on the tree


    fasle mitaker aapas main pyar rakhna,dosti ka ye rishta hamesha yuhi barkerar rakhna,bichad jaye kabhi aap se hum,aankhon me hamesha hamara intezar rakhna.


    zamane ke darse humne aapki tasveer toilet main chupaker rakhi hai,aap ka deedar ho ghadi ghadi isliye humne julab ki goli kha rakhi hai.



    zamane ke darse humne aapki tasveer toilet main chupaker rakhi hai,aap ka deedar ho ghadi ghadi isliye humne julab ki goli kha rakhi hai.



    kyu hume kisi ki talsh hoti hai,kyu dil ko kisiki aas hoti hai,chand ko dekho wo bhi to tanha hai,phir bhi uski roshni se raushan raat hoti hai.



    FRIENDS ARE LIKE BALOONS ONCE U LET THEM GO U CANT EVERBRING THEM BACK THAT'S Y I'LL TIE U TIGHT TO MY HEARTUR TOO PRECIOUS TO LOOSE


    IN JAPAN:CHIN CHA CHU.
    IN SOUTH AFRICA:HULA HULA HU.
    IN CHINA:CHIN PANG PU,
    IN HAWAI:HU LU LU,
    IN SWIZ:BANK BUBU,
    IN INDIA:PAAGAL HAI TU





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