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    Time For Some Female Bashing..........(as usual).........

    Q: How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
    A: When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me..."

    Q: Why do men die before their wives?
    A: They want to.

    Q: Why did the woman cross the road?
    A: Who cares! What was she doing out of the kitchen???

    Q: Why do women have smaller feet then men?
    A: So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink.

    Q: If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, which do you let in first?
    A: The dog of course. At least he'll shut up after you let him in.

    Q: What do you call a woman with two brain cells?
    A: Pregnant.

    Q: What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence?
    A: Divorced.

    Q: What do you call a woman who has lost her mind?
    A: A widow.


    A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
    A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.

    Most accidents happen at home. And the men have to eat them!

    General Equations & Statistics

    A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.


     


    A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

    A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

    A successful woman is one who can find such a man.






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    welcome back

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    haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahha.....
    and this one "Q: Why do women have smaller feet then men?
    A: So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink.

    its really funny.....i can't stop my laugh........ahhahahaah

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    thnx guys......

    Q: If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, which do you let in first?
    A: The dog of course. At least he'll shut up after you let him in.

    I liked this......hahahahaa.............

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    ahhahahahahahaha....ROFL

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    control sunnyji control..........

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    Hahaha kiya yaar her ek jaga women ko point out kerte hain mujhay tu last four lines zyada passand aye well said commondo sir!!!

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