# Thread: Time For Some Female Bashing..........(as usual).........

1. ## Time For Some Female Bashing..........(as usual).........

Q: How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
A: When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me..."

Q: Why do men die before their wives?
A: They want to.

Q: Why did the woman cross the road?
A: Who cares! What was she doing out of the kitchen???

Q: Why do women have smaller feet then men?
A: So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink.

Q: If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, which do you let in first?
A: The dog of course. At least he'll shut up after you let him in.

Q: What do you call a woman with two brain cells?
A: Pregnant.

Q: What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence?
A: Divorced.

Q: What do you call a woman who has lost her mind?
A: A widow.

A man will pay \$2 for a \$1 item he needs.
A woman will pay \$1 for a \$2 item that she doesn't need.

Most accidents happen at home. And the men have to eat them!

General Equations & Statistics

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

2. welcome back

3. haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahha.....
and this one "Q: Why do women have smaller feet then men?
A: So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink.

its really funny.....i can't stop my laugh........ahhahahaah

4. thnx guys......

Q: If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, which do you let in first?
A: The dog of course. At least he'll shut up after you let him in.

I liked this......hahahahaa.............

5. ahhahahahahahaha....ROFL

6. control sunnyji control..........

7. Hahaha kiya yaar her ek jaga women ko point out kerte hain mujhay tu last four lines zyada passand aye well said commondo sir!!!

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