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    Application Form For "Lok Sabha Election"

    Application Form For "Lok Sabha Election"
    1. Name of Candidate: ____________ _________

    2.Present Address:
    (i.)Name of Jail: ____________ _________
    (ii.)Cell Number: ____________ _________

    3.Political Party: ____________ _________


    *List ONLY the Last Five parties in Chronological (Order)

    4.Sex: [ ]
    A- Male
    B- Female
    C- Mayawati
    D- Uma Bharathi

    5.Nationality: [ ]
    A- Italian
    B- Indian

    6.Reasons for leaving last party (circle one or more)
    A- Defected
    B- Expelled
    C- Bought out
    D- None of above
    E- All of above

    7.Reasons for contesting elections (circle one or more)
    A- To make money
    B- To escape court trial
    C- To grossly misuse power
    D- To serve the public
    E- I have no clue
    (If you choose "D, attach Certificate of Sanity from a
    Recognized Government Psychiatrist)

    8.How many years of public service experience do you possess?
    A- 1-2 yrs
    B- 2-6yrs
    C- 6-15yrs
    D- 15+yrs

    9.Give details of any criminal cases pending against you (Use as many Additional Sheets as you want)

    10.How many years have you spent in Jail? [ ]
    (Do not confuse with question (eight))
    A- 1-2 years
    B- 2-6 years
    C- 6-15 years
    D- 15+years

    11.Are you involved in any financial scams? [ ]
    A- Why not
    B- Of Course
    C- Definitely
    D- I deny it all
    E- I see a foreign hand.

    12. What is your Annual Corruption Income? [ ]
    A- 100-500 Crores
    B- 500-1000 Crores
    C- Overflow...
    (Convert all your $ earning from Hawala etc to Rupees)

    13. Do you have any developmental plans for India in mind? [ ]
    A- No
    B- No
    C- No
    D- No

    14.Describe your achievements in space provided:

    Issued in public interest by Election Commission of India.

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    seems funny.......

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    nice thread

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    tx guys..

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