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    Sunny's sms collection

    Biwi: kyoun na hum apni shaadi ki salgirah per daawat k lye bakra katvayen???
    Shohar: Gahalti to mai ne ke hai...
    To saza us becharay bakray ko kyoun dain.
    ------------ --------- --------- ----
    Bush:Tujhe swimming ati hai?
    Usama:nahi
    Bush:tere se to kutte ahay hain
    Usama:tujhe swimming ati hai?
    Bush:yes Usamahir tuj me aur kutton me kya farq hai
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    Jin: kia hukum hai mere AQA?
    AQA: aik shair suna do..
    Jin: AQA hukum kerain bakwaas nahi.. Main Jin hun FARAZ nahi...
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    Ek khawab
    Ek khayal
    Ek hakikat ho tum
    Dosti main parnay wali har zarurat ho tum
    Jisko roz ek sms karnay ko dil karay
    Aray yaar ajeeb musibat ho tum!
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    "Maho maho halla huda impatata dhoom patata itta mutta dhitta muta."
    This is african way to say:
    "Nakhray karnay se fursat milay to sms zaroor kar lena"
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    FI
    MT
    FIT
    MUF
    Y
    FITA
    FMY
    FITTAY MU!!
    Hogai Tasalli?
    Bohot Shoq Hai SMS Perhney Ka
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    Insan ki 4 Maaen hoti hn
    1 jis ne peda kia
    1 jis ne parhaya
    1 saasu maan
    1 wo jis k bary mn ammi kehti hn,
    "A Raat De 2 Wajay Keri Maa Nal Gallaan Karda Aen"
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    pathan: Kal mri juma ki nmaz nikl gai,
    2nd ptn: wo kaise?
    1st: imam sahb boley apny mob of krden,me to ghr pr chor kr gya ta jb of kr k aya to jmat nikal gai...
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    Barish barsi pani aya
    Musharf ne dhol bajaya
    Zardari ne gana gaya
    Shery Rehman ne thumka lagaya
    GILLANI ne farmaya
    "Ashiq banaya" "Ashiq banaya''
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    Sardar: Maths vich fail kyo hoya?
    Son: Kadi teacher kendi ay 3+5=8, Agle din kendi ay 4+4=8, fir kendi ay 6+2=8.
    Sali nu ap confirm nai ty minu ki sikhana su
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    Fararz k baad ab Wasi arz h:
    WASI teri sharafat pe kisi ko na hoga shak..
    Halki Halki bhook main halka phulka TUC....!
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    Khan: Lrki phsani ati ha?
    Sardar: Nhi!
    Khan: bara asan ha ik kagz ly os ka jahaz bna clas ma ura dy techr pochy tu Lrki ka nam lga dy. .
    Phas gai Larki!.
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    Ek hi saf me khare h0 gaye "ZARDARI" 0r "NAWAZ"....
    .
    .
    Na hi ab "BIBI" rahi 0r na "AHMED FARAZ" !i!...
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    "Aaj ki taza khabar"
    jannat me aik HOOR ne khudkushi kar li..
    Reason: kisi farishte ne usy bata diya k wo Molana Fazal-ur-Rehman k hissay me aai hai...!!...
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    1small love story
    Boy &girl in restaurnt
    Boy-I love u
    Girl-I dnt love u
    Boy-Think again?
    Girl-No No & No
    Boy-waiter,bring separate bills.
    Girl-ok ok [email protected] u.
    ------------ --------- --------- ----
    MUNA BhaI:Ye Doctor Log Operation karne Se Pehle Patient Ko Behosh Kyu karte hain?
    CIRCUIT:Bole To Patient Khud Operation Karna Seekh na Le Isliye. '.'
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    Girlfriend to Sardar: Tum to bas apne kam mein lage rehte ho. Meri to koi parwah hi nahi hai tumhein?
    Sardar: Oye! Pyar krne wale kisi ki parwah nahi kerte!
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    Mat ro Zardari abhi jaan baqi hai,
    Tere liye to pura Pakistan baqi hai,
    Bibi mar gai to kya howa,
    Abhi Tere pas Shereen Rehman baqi hai. :
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    Ek shrabi bus men sawar hua to seat pr bethay molvi ne kaha:
    Tum jahanum k rasty pe ja rahy ho
    Sharabi chillaya:
    Roko roko men ghalat bus men baith gaya.
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    Chor Diye Woh Dhanday..
    Jin K Anjam Thay Ganday..
    Poora Mahina Naik Kaam Mein Bitaaen gay...
    EiD K Baad Nayi Larkiyan Phansaen gay..!!


     



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    oye... i'm laughing when i read the first two dost... people around me.. are looking as if they are seeing a fresh mad girl... lolz... ufff.... oye tears are rolling kushi se... lolz.

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    ahhahahahahahaha.....am excited to give u laugh...thnx for the visit

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    sunny....these is metal...nice share.

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    thnx buddy.........

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    thanks again....

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    kaha gaye thi tum yar?

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    Seriously yaar.......the 2nd one is tooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo good!!!!!!!!

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    hahaahahahah...yea rite its really very funny...

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    zabardast hein ..

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