Candid and Haily get into a car accident, and its a bad one
Both cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither of them are hurt.
After they crawl out of their cars, Candid says, "so you're a woman. That's interesting. I'm a man... Wow! Just look at our cars. There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. THis must be a sign from God that we should meet and be freinds and live together in peace the rest of our days."
Haily replied, "I agree with you completely; this must be a sign from God!"
Candid continued, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didnt brake. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune."
Then he hands the bottle to Haily. Haily shakes her head, opens it and says "you take the first drink," then hands it back to Candid. Candid takes the bottle, immediately chugs half of it, puts the cap back on, and hands it back to Haily
Candid asks, "Aren't you having any?"
Haily replies, "No, I think I will just wait for the police.."