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    Man and wife.

    I am new here, a friend of min use to share topics with me from nido and I must say this is a cool site and thought to share some jokes with you since I read all your jokes. Unfortunately I am not good in urdu.
    so here is my first joke. nice to meet you all.


     



    a man sat in a bar drinking beer when a younger man asked him: are you married and if you are how is it to be married?
    He said: I have been married for twenty five years now and I am half the man I used to be, but my wife is twice the woman she used to be.



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    mmm.. u r most welcome here... hope u will njoy ur time here... which country do u belong???

    i wud have laughed, if i had gotten this joke.. hehehehe...

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    HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

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    ahhahahahahah....nice

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    what does this joke mean?? hez talking abt his wieght na?

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    yar its a semi adult joke...

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    Welcome.. how come i dont get this joke.. i think i should text this joke to my married frnd, nd if she doesnt get it, she can ask her husband lol.....

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    ahhahahah...yea just do it....go ahead

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    Quote Originally Posted by Haily
    Welcome.. how come i dont get this joke.. i think i should text this joke to my married frnd, nd if she doesnt get it, she can ask her husband lol.....

    haily plz lemme know if u will get it... oki?

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    yea ill let u kno gurl....

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