Teacher : "Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice
young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?"
Michael : "Just a minute I have to go pee."
Teacher : "That would be rude and impolite."
Teacher : "What about you Peter, how would you say it?"
Peter : "I truly am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll
be right back."
Teacher : "That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word
bathroom at the dinner table."
Teacher : "And you, Little Johnny, can you use your brains for once and
show us your good manners?"
Little Johnny : "Darling, may I please be excused for a brief moment? I
have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I am hoping
you will get to meet after dinner."