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    Time for some male bashing..... (For a change)....



    Q: What is the difference between men and puppies?

    A: Puppies grow up.


    Q: Why do men always have a stupid look on their faces?

    A: Because they are...


    Q: What do men have in common with ceramic tiles?

    A: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them forever.


    Q: If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which one would hit
    The ground first?


     


    A: Who cares?????.....


    Q: What did God say after he created man?

    A: I can do better than this! And then he created woman!


    Q: What's the difference between an intelligent man & a UFO?

    A: I don't know, I've never seen either.


    Q: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?

    A: i) no mind ii) no business


    Q: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

    A: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles they have no
    Intention of driving.


    Q: What do you do with a man who thinks he's God's gift?

    A: Exchange him!!


    Q: Why do men like smart women?

    A: Opposites attract.



    NOTE: Thoughts presented above are purely fictitious and are no way related to my own perception.



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    Re: Time for some male bashing..... (For a change)....

    Quote Originally Posted by Commondo


    Q: What is the difference between men and puppies?

    A: Puppies grow up.


    Q: Why do men always have a stupid look on their faces?

    A: Because they are...


    Q: If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which one would hit
    The ground first?

    A: Who cares?????.....


    Q: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?

    A: i) no mind ii) no business


    Q: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

    A: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles they have no
    Intention of driving.


    Q: What do you do with a man who thinks he's God's gift?

    A: Exchange him!!


    Q: Why do men like smart women?

    A: Opposites attract.



    NOTE: Thoughts presented above are purely fictitious and are no way related to my own perception.



    they r sooooooo funny

    wy did u wrtie down a note????? ...

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    commando bhai...its so sad...shadi se pehle agar aap aisi post karingy tu shadi ke baad ka kia haal huga...lol

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    aisi baath nahi hai sunnyji......kya hai na kabhi kabhi gurls/ladies ko khush hone ka mauqa dena chahiye........


    aur aapne shayad mera note pada......

    "Thoughts presented above are purely fictitious and are no way related to my own perception"

    chalo bhai aapko ithni tho english aathi hai.....JK....LoL.....

    Zaraji note isliye ke ye baathe sirf "imaginary" hai aur ye mere khayalath nahi hai........agar ladkone ise serious leliya tho mere naam ka arrest warrant jaari hojaega..........LoL.......

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    mmm... koi baat nahi ziada derna nahi,...

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    aree yar...Ok teak hai...am agree wid u ke chance dena chaheyee

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    zyada nahi.....thoda sa lagraha hai.....darr.....


    ye hui na kuch baath sunny......so lets cheers.....

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    very nice

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    Hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, Awesome yaar!!!!!!! So,boys, no one here arguing abt this post??

    Oh, I now why, cuz this has been posted by a boy himself..Agar bhai burai kare toh theek, agar galti se ek ladki kuch keh de.................Wahin chal pade sab ke sab bomb, hain na?????

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    WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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