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    funny sms

    1) Why gals close der eyes while kissin a guy......"ye ladkiyan bhi na. . . . .ladko ko kabhi khush nahi dekh sakti"!!!!....





    2) Patient.:- Aapne nurse bahut achhi rakhi hai uska hath lagte hi main theek ho gaya Doctor-janta hun, chaante ki awaz mujhe bhi sunai di thi....




    3) Subha...Uth kar 2 kaam kiya karo.
    1. Pooja kiya karo...
    Taki tum kushi se jee sako.
    2. Nahaa liya karo.
    Taki dusre kushi se jee sake...













    4) Abhi to dosti ki hai , waqt aane par dosti ka farz bhi nibhayenge dil par pathar rakh kar ek din hum khud tumhein Mental Hospital chod ayenge...






    5) "Kya hua jo usne racha lee mehandi, Hum bhi ab SEHRA sajayenge, Mujhe pata tha ki vo apne nasib me nahi, Ab uski choti behan ko fasayenge...





    6) Diya hai ..... Uparwale ne mobile to ...... itni to kadar kiya karo, karo na karo call....... Par..... Her roj do char......SMS to kiya karo





    7) Apki zindagi me kabhi koi gam na ho, Apki aankhe kabhi aansuon se nam na ho;
    Apko mile roz-roz nayi Girl Friend, Jinki umar 80 se kam na ho.





    Sitting in the loo, thinking about u, i am pasing this msg to u, so that even u know what i feel 4 u....... frnd, ths life is shit widout U






    9) GOD-"Tumhe kya chahiye? MAN-"Hay Bhole nath muje Sridevi chahiye
    "GOD-Beta She wears saries worth Rs.50000/-
    u cant afford,b hapy I'l gv u Mallika Sherawat.





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    very funny...............



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