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    Girls are complex creatures!!!!



    If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman


    If you don't, you are not a man


    If you praise her, she thinks you are lying


    If you don't, you are good for nothing


    If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp


    If you don't, you do not understand


    If you visit her often, she thinks it is boring


    If you don't, she accuses you of double-crossing


    If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy


    If you don't, you are a dull boy


    If you are jealous, she says it's bad


    If you don't, she thinks you do not love her


    If you attempt a romance, she says you didn't respect her


    If you don't, she thinks you do not like her


    If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait


    If she is late, she says that's a girl's way


    If you visit another man, you're not putting in "quality time"


    If she is visited by another woman, "oh it's natural, we are girls"


    If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold


     



    If you kiss her often, she yells that you are taking advantage


    If you fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack ethics


    If you do, she thinks it's just one of men's tactics for seduction


    If you stare at another woman, she accuses you of flirting


    If she is stared by other men, she says that they are just admiring


    If you talk, she wants you to listen


    If you listen, she wants you to talk

    That's A GIRL!



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    mmmm... funny...

    so r guys na... we both r cmplex for each other....

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    some of these r absolutely wrong... but they vary from person to person...

    i personaly think these r not true at all...



    If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait


    If she is late, she says that's a girl's way


    If you visit another man, you're not putting in "quality time"


    If she is visited by another woman, "oh it's natural, we are girls"


    If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold


    If you kiss her often, she yells that you are taking advantage


    If you fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack ethics


    If you do, she thinks it's just one of men's tactics for seduction


    If you stare at another woman, she accuses you of flirting


    If she is stared by other men, she says that they are just admiring


    If you talk, she wants you to listen


    If you listen, she wants you to talk


    If you visit her often, she thinks it is boring


    If you don't, she accuses you of double-crossing


    If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy


    If you don't, you are a dull boy


    If you are jealous, she says it's bad


    If you don't, she thinks you do not love her


    If you attempt a romance, she says you didn't respect her
    If you don't, she thinks you do not like her infact she will think tht hes so unromantic...


    If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman


    If you don't, you are not a man


    If you praise her, she thinks you are lying


    If you don't, you are good for nothing....



    the only thing i m agree with, is ....

    If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp

    If you don't, you do not understand

    lolz... its true to some extent

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    Good post commondo

    @zara

    As you said it depends on person to person, i think each and every point is true, but all may not be true of 1 person.

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    hmmm...whatever....

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    I think at least 75% is true for every girl.........what say pkatiyar......

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    lolz commando good post.....n m sure u ll also got confused while writing this

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    hahaahhahahahahah....bilkul true...

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    thanx guys......

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