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    The Husband Store !!

    A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a
    woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the
    entrance is a description of how the store operates.
    You may visit the
    store ONLY ONCE !

    There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the
    shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch . . .. you may
    choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a
    floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a
    woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband . .

    On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

    Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.

    The second floor sign reads:

    Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.

    The third floor sign reads:

    Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are
    extremely good looking.

    "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

    She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:

    Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-
    dead good looking and help with the housework.

    "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
    Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:

    Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-
    dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic
    streak.

    She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the
    sign reads:

    Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor.
    There are no men on
    this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are
    impossible to please.

    Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you
    exit the building, and have a nice day!



     



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    ahahahahhahahahah...correct bola

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    thanks

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    wu kia huta hai???

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    ur head..

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    hahahahahaha....sorry guys...it was nice chatting u...
    am leaving now.......tc

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    Repost. But this proves women selects after reviewing throughly.

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    hmm dats obvious dear..

    and

    apologies for the repost..

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    teak hai teak hai...chaleega...

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    aap kon bolne wale haan??

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