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    Let women have their own way ...

    Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a
    neighboring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him but was moved by
    Arthur's youth and ideals. So, the monarch offered him his freedom, as long
    as he could answer a very difficult question. Arthur would have a year
    to figure out the answer and, if after a year, he still had no answer, he
    would be put to death.

    The question was: What do women really want?

    Such a question would perplex even the most knowledgeable man, and to
    young Arthur, it seemed an impossible query. But, since it was better than
    death, he accepted the monarch's proposition to have an answer by year's end.

    He returned to his kingdom and began to poll everyone: the princess, the

    priests, the wise men, and even the court jester. He spoke with
    everyone, but no one could give him a satisfactory answer.

    Many people advised him to consult the old witch, for only she would
    have the answer. But the price would be high as the witch was famous
    throughout the kingdom for the exorbitant prices she charged.

    The last day of the year arrived and Arthur had no choice but to talk to

    the witch. She agreed to answer the question, but he would have to agree to
    her price first.. The old witch wanted to marry Sir Lancelot, the most noble

    of the Knights of the Round Table, and Arthur's closest friend!

    Young Arthur was horrified. She was hunchbacked and hideous, had only
    one tooth, smelled like sewage, made obscene noises, etc. He had never
    encountered such a repugnant creature in all his life.
    He refused to force his friend to marry her and endure such a terrible
    burden, but Lancelot, learning of the proposal, spoke with Arthur. He
    said nothing was too big a sacrifice compared to Arthur's life and the
    preservation of the Round Table.

    Hence, a wedding was proclaimed and the witch answered Arthur's question

    thus: "What a woman really wants," she said, "is to be in charge of her
    own life." Everyone in the kingdom instantly knew that the witch had uttered

    a great truth and that Arthur's life would be spared.

    And so it was, the neighboring monarch granted Arthur his freedom and
    Lancelot and the witch had a wonderful wedding.

    The honeymoon hour approached and Lancelot, steeling himself for a
    horrific experience, entered the bedroom. But, what a sight awaited him. The most
    beautiful woman he had ever seen, lay before him on the bed. The
    astounded Lancelot asked what had happened.

    The beauty replied that since he had been so kind to her when she
    appeared as a witch, she would henceforth be her horrible deformed self only half
    the time and the beautiful maiden the other half.

    "Which would you prefer? she asked him. "Beau tiful during the day ...
    or at night?"
    Lancelot pondered the predicament. During the day he could have a
    beautiful woman to show off to his friends, but at night, in the privacy of his
    castle, an old witch! Or, would he prefer having a hideous witch during
    the day, but by night a beautiful woman for him to enjoy wondrous, intimate
    moments with?

    (If you are a man reading this ...) What would YOUR choice be?

    (If you are a woman reading this ..) What would YOUR MAN'S choice be?

    What Lancelot chose is below. BUT ... make YOUR choice before you
    scroll down below. OKAY?

    Noble Lancelot, knowing the answer the witch gave Arthur to his
    question, said that he would allow HER to make the choice herself.

    Upon hearing this, she announced that she would be beautiful all the
    time because he had respected her enough to let her be in charge of her own
    life.Now ... what is the moral to this story?

    The moral is ..
    If you don't let a woman have her own way, things are going to get ugly.

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    Waaooo.........i am still shocked. A simple story to understand what women wants.
    Best post of today should be awarded to you..........if this is allowed.
    Any way three cheers for u.

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    ha ha thanks dear ..
    thanks to cheer up and award the best post title. (though not frm nidos's .., atleast frm u.. it matters hai na.. hehe)

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