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    JOKES............

    Sardar ji was filling up application form for a job.

    He was not sure as to what to be filled in column "Salary Expected".

    After much thought he wrote: Yes

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    A Teacher lecturing on population -

    In india after Every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid.

    A Sardar stands up - we must find & stop her

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    Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of "WIFE."

    It means...Without Information Fighting Every time!

    WIFE says No, it means - With Idiot for Ever

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    A sardar ji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse.

    He writes a love letter to the Nurse :- I Love U sister


    iTS aLL aBOUT wIVES

    My wife dresses to kill. She also cooks the same way.




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    My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.




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    A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.




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    I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, "There was water in the carburetor."



    I asked her, "Where's the car?"



    She replied, "In the lake."




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    The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.




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    I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months - I don't like to interrupt her.




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    My girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate.



    So I got myself two girlfriends.




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    Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished.




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    A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"



    The father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."




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    A man placed an ad in the classifieds: "Wife wanted."



    The next day he received a hundred letters.



    They all said the same: "You can have mine."




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    It's not true that married men live longer than single men.



    It only seems longer.




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    Losing a wife can be very hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.




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    A man meets a genie. The genie tells him he can ask for whatever he wants, but his mother-in-law gets double of what he gets.



    The man thinks for a moment and says, Okay, give me a million dollars and beat me till I'm half dead."




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    The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget
    it once.



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    hahahahahah....some of them are re posted but still funny

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    ha ha ha. good jokes

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    hahahahahhahahaha...............................

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    hey saber where have u been yar?

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