Big brother: That planet up there is Mars.
Haily: Then that other one must be Pa's.
Why did your Haily cut a hole in her new umbrella ?
Because she wanted to be able to tell when it stopped raining.
Sunny: Why did you put a toad in Haily's bed ?
Zara: I couldn't find a spider.
Why did Haily shoot the alarm clock ?
Because she felt like killing time.
Why did Haily separate the thread from the needle ?
Because the needle had something in it's eye.
Why did Haily wear a wet shirt all day ?
Because the label said, 'Wash and Wear.'
Why did Haily spend two weeks in a revolving door ?
Because she was looking for the doorknob.