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    KABHI PATJHAD MEIN BAHAR

    KABHI PATJHAD MEIN BAHAR





    KABHI PATJHAD MEIN BAHAR AATI HAI
    KABHI BAHAR MEIN BHI PHOOL NAHI KHILTE
    KISI KI LAASH PAR BANTA HAI TAJMAHAL
    KISI KI LAASH KO KAFAN TAK NAHI MILTE



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    Tumse doori ka ehsaas jab satane laga,
    Tere sath guzra har lamha yaad aane laga
    Jabbhi tumhe bhulne ki koshish ki,
    Ae dost tu dil ke aur paas aane laga..



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    Dooriyo se fark padta nahi hai.
    Baat to dilo ki nazdikiyo se hoti hai.
    Dosti to kuch khas aap jaise se hi hai,
    Varna mulaqat na jaane kitno se hoti hai.



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    Aapko bhool jau umar guzarne ki baat hai,
    Aap ko naa ho yakin yeh aur baat hai,
    Jab tak rahegi saas tab tak rahonge yaad,
    Yeh saas tut jaaye to aur baat hai…


    10 COMMANDMENTS OF MARRIAGE




    Commandment 1

    Marriages are made in heaven. But so are thunder and lightning.


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    Commandment 2

    If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say; talk in your sleep.


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    Commandment 3

    Marriage is grand -- and divorce is at least 100 grand!


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    Commandment 4

    Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.

    In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.

    In the third year, they both speak and the neighbours listen.


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    Commandment 5

    When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: Either the car is new or the wife is.


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    Commandment 6

    Marriage is when a man and woman become as one. The trouble starts when they try to decide which one.


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    Commandment 7

    Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say. After marriage, he will fall asleep before you finish.


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    Commandment 8

    Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical, and a good cook.

    But the law allows only one wife.


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    Commandment 9

    Marriage and love are purely matter of chemistry. That is why wives treat husbands like toxic waste.


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    Commandment 10


     


    A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.


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    Bonus Commandment ( Story )

    A long married couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny.

    The wife decided to make a wish too. But she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned.


    The husband was stunned for a moment but then smiled,
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    "It really works!"


    SMILE, IT'S TAX FREE!



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    very nice.....

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