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    Women's Clever Answers to Men's Pick-Up Lines‏

    Women's Clever Answers to Men's Pick-Up Lines‏

    Man: "Haven't we met before?"
    Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic."

    Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?"
    Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."

    Man: "Is this seat empty?"
    Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."

    Man: "So, wanna go back to my place?"
    Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"

    Man: "Your place or mine?"
    Woman: "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."

    Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
    Woman: "It's in the phone book."

    Man: "But I don't know your name."
    Woman: "That's in the phone book too."


     


    Man: "So what do you do for a living?"
    Woman: "I'm a female impersonator."

    Man: "What sign were you born under?"
    Woman: "No Parking."

    Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
    Woman: "Do not Enter" (or) "Stop."

    Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
    Woman: "Unfertilized!"

    Man: "I know how to please a woman."
    Woman: "Then please leave me alone."

    Man: "I want to give myself to you."
    Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."

    Man: "I can tell that you want me."
    Woman: "Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you...to leave."

    Man: "Hey cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots?"
    Woman: "Sorry, I don't date outside my species."

    Man: "May I see you pretty soon?"
    Woman: "Why? Don't you think I'm pretty now?"

    Man: "Your body is like a temple."
    Woman: "Sorry, there are no services today."

    Man: "I'd go through anything for you."
    Woman: "Good! Let's start with your bank account."

    Man: "I would go to the end of the world for you."
    Woman: "Yes, but would you stay there?"



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    lolz......aree yar, agar galls ne ye post dekh le tu?

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    Man: "What sign were you born under?"
    Woman: "No Parking."

    best one

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    hahaha.....very funny...

    Man: "Hey cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots?"
    Woman: "Sorry, I don't date outside my species."

    I liked this....

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    Quote Originally Posted by sunnyajmal
    lolz......aree yar, agar galls ne ye post dekh le tu?
    YAAR KOI LOCK LAGA DO NAA..

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    daro math kuch nahi hoga...

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    Don't you think this one shud be in jokes, rather than INSPIRATIONS!!!! Can any one move it to the correct section?

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    Sure done

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    chalo main dhondta raha kay yeah inspiration sey kahan chala gaya ...

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