What is the biggest ant in the world?
Why did the kid study in an airplane?
He wanted a higher education!
Why is Alabama the smartest state in the USA?
Because it has 4 Aís and one B! (PS - kidsÖ Alabama really isnít a smart state!)
Why do birds fly south in the winter?
Because itís too far to walk!
What runs but never walks?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouseís wife drive?
A Minnie van!
How did Noah see the animals on the Ark at night?
With flood lights!
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