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    SARDAR


    Boss: Where were you born?
    Sardar: India .
    Boss: which part?
    Sardar: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India

    2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
    Sardar 1: What would you do if the bomb
    explodes while fixing.
    Sardar 2: Dont worry, I have one more.

    Sardar: What is the name of your car?
    Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'.
    Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.

    Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
    Sardar: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.

    Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue u've broken.
    Sardar: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.


    At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!
    Sardar: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?

    Sardar: U cheated me.
    Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
    Sardar: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is 'All India Radio! '


    NOW THE LAST TWO ULTIMATE:
    In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
    Sardar: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. .....
    Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
    Sardar: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...

    Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
    Sardar: An old king's skeleton.
    Tourist: Who's that smaller skeleton next to it?
    Sardar: That was same king's skeleton when he was a child.




     


    KEEP SMILING



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    hahahhahahahaa..................nice one;

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    good one...not to forget though, that the one who rules this country is a Sardar!!!

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    A sardarji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse.
    He writes a love letter to the Nurse Lover:
    """"""""""""I Love you sister"""""""""

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    Good Jokes.

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    thanks....

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    ahahahhahahahha...............soooooo funny

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    electric motor joke is excellent ...

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    here is my contribution

    sardar :--u know i got a BMW on my wedding...

    friend:- really but where is ur car?????

    Sardar :-Stupid, moron, idiot

    BMW means Bari Moti Wife:P:P:P:P:P

    that is much fat wifehahahahaha


    sorrryyy for the stupid jokeee

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    Hahahahahahahahahah, nice ones!!!!!

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