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    The Centipede Story.........

    This guy was lonely and so he decided life would be more fun if he had a pet. So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an unusual pet.

    After some discussion, he finally bought a centipede
    (100-legged bug), which came in a little white box to use for his house.

    He took the box back home, found a good location for the box, and decided he would start off by taking his new pet to the bar to have a drink.

    So he asked the centipede in the box, "Would you like to go to Frank's with me and have a beer?"

    But there was no answer from his new pet.

    This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and then asked him again, "How about going to the bar and having a drink with me?"

    But again, there was no answer from his new friend and pet.

    So he waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation.

    He decided to ask him one more time; this time putting his face up against the centipede's house and shouting, "Hey, in there! Would you like to go to Frank's place and have a drink with me?"


    A little voice came out of the box ...........

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    "I heard you the first time! I'm just putting on my shoes"



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    Just cant stop laughing.

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    hahaha............

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    wowwww...
    hahaheheheee.....

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    Thank You

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    so early....

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    What's So Early??????

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    thanx...so early...

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    going back through memory lane....

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    Oh!!!

    sorry for disturbing...continue...

    and one more thing...good joke...

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