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    school days...



    Here are some sayings from School.....smile!

    Teacher: 'What is your name?'
    Student: 'Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai.'
    Teacher: 'When I ask a question in English, answer it in English.'

    Student: 'My name is Sunlight.



    Teacher: 'What is your name?'.
    Student: 'My name is Beautiful Red Underwear'
    Teacher: 'What kind of a name is this? Don't joke tell me the right name'
    Student: 'My name is Sunderlal Chadda."









    Teacher: What happened in 1869?
    Student: Gandhiji was born.
    Teacher: What happened in 1873?
    Student: Gandhiji was four years old.










    Teacher: What is the full form of maths?


    Student: Mentally affected teachers harassing students


    Teacher: Now children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him then what virtue would I be showing?
    Student: BROTHERLY LOVE



    Teacher: Because of Gandhiji's hard work what do we get on 15th August?
    Student: A holiday





    Teacher: 'Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence?

    Johnny: 'Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day same time.'





     





    Teacher: How old is ur father.
    Sunny: As old as I am.
    Teacher: How is it possible?





    Sunny: He became father only after I was born. (1st Rank)










    Teacher: There is a frog, Ship is sinking, potatoes cost Rs3/kg...Then, what is my age?
    Student: 32 yrs.
    Teacher: How do you know?
    Student: Well, my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad.




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    Teacher: 'What is your name?'.
    Student: 'My name is Beautiful Red Underwear'
    Teacher: 'What kind of a name is this? Don't joke tell me the right name'
    Student: 'My name is Sunderlal Chadda."

    haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahhahahahaha....
    this one is really very funny

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    ha..ha...ha.. that is the funniest... aahhahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa.........

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    yea rite...i still can't stop my laugh...lolz

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