A British doctor, a German doctor and a Pakistani doctor were chatting.
The British doctor said, "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we
can take a kidney out of one man put it in another and have him looking
for work in six weeks."
Then the German doctor bragged, "That's nothing, we can take a lung
out of one person, put it in another and have him looking for work in four weeks."
The Pakistani doctor, not to be outdone, says, "You guys are way behind.
We took a man with no brain from the army, put him in the President's House,
and almost immediately afterwards the whole country was looking for flour and electricity."