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    Candid in a mental hospital

    Jim and CANDID were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim
    suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. CANDID promptly jumped in to save him. he swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out.

    When the Director of Nursing became aware of CANDID's heroic act, she immediately ordered him to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered hIM to be mentally stable.


     


    When she went to tell candid the news she said, "CANDID, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged; since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of another patient, I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness.

    The bad news is that Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself in his bathroom with the belt of his robe right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead."

    CANDID replied; "He didn't hang himself; I put him there to dry.

    How soon can I go home?"



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    ...candid u r so mad.. lolz

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    hahahhahhahahaha
    so the mental hospital discharged Candid and handed over to Haily
    so that he can take better care of Haily

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    no candid u dont make sense.... ur sentence doesnt make any sense......

    i kno im good zara.. lol....

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    just telling dont make sense doesnt change the reality
    so when two mad meet each other they say the same sentence
    hahahahhhahh

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    lolz.... candid u r loser...

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    haily remeber wht i told u on the phone lol.... no u dont make sense candid....u dont...

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    actually candid did right, coz Jim was haily's Boyfriend...hahahahah

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    sharam waka ajmal, how can u say that lol....

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    wali haily jani, khafa shwe? kha bakhana ghwaram...

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