1 Ghar main twins peda hotay han tu Saas kehti hay
"Lo Bataow, humaray Pakistan Kay Halat deekh kar ab bachay bhi
Akelay Atay Huay Dartay Han"
Some Pathans were taking a cow upstairs
A guy asks them Y r u taking the cow upstairs
Pathan says "Zebah karnay kay lieay"
the guy says Y upstairs
pathan says "Yara Churi opper hay naa"