a little kid walks into a city bus and sits behind the dirver and starts yelling" If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow i'd be a little bull"
The driver starts getting mad at the kid who continues with" I my dad an elephant, my mom a girl elephant i'd be a little elephant"
The kid goes on with several animals until the bus driver gets angry and yells at the kid, "What if your dad was gay and your mom a prostitute?!"
The kid smiles and says." I would be a bus driver!"