If a red house is made of red bricks, a blue house is made of blue bricks and a yellow house is made of yellow bricks, what is a green house made of?
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate 9
What does the Statue of Liberty stand for?
Because it can't sit down.
If a girl who works in a candy store is five feet three inches tall, and wears size five shoes, what does she weigh?
Which burns longer, a red candle or a white candle?
Neither, they both burn shorter.
If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping-pong and died, what would they put on his coffin?
If you have a referee in soccer, and an umpire in cricket, what do you have in bowls?
How can you drop and egg six feet without it breaking?
By dropping it seven feet - it won't break for the first six.
I have two US coins totaling 55 cents. One is not a nickel. What are the coins?
a fifty cent piece, and a nickel (one is not a nickel, but the other one is).
Two men play five games of checkers. Each man wins the same number of games. There are not ties. Explain this.
they are not playing each other.