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    ..Hmmmm My Wifeee........

    Hmmmm My Wifeee........................

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    My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels.

    She asked, 'What's on TV?'

    I said, 'Dust.'

    And then the fight started.....

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    My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.
    She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds.'

    I bought her a weighing scale.

    And then the fight started.....

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    When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive...
    So, I took her to a gas station..
    And then the fight started.....

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    My wife and I were sitting at a table at her high school reunion, and my wife
    kept staring at a drunken man swigging his drink as he sat alone at a nearby table.

    I asked my wife, 'Do you know him?'

    'Yes,' She sighed, 'He's my old lover.
    I understand he took to drinking right after we split up those many years
    ago, and I hear he hasn't been sober since.'
    'My God!' I said to my wife, 'who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?'

    And then the fight started.....

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    A woman is standing & looking in the bedroom mirror.
    She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband,
    'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.'

    The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.'

    And then the fight started.....

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    I tried to talk my wife into buying a youghurt drink of Muiller Light for $14.95.

    Instead, she bought a jar of cold cream for $7.95.

    I told her the drink would make her look better in her weight than the cold cream.

    And then the fight started....

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    I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?

    It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation.
    "Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said.

    So I suggested, "How about the kitchen?"

    And that's when the fight started....

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    When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed..
    But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first:
    the truck, the car, e-mail, fishing, always something more important to me.

    Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point.

    When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass,
    busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors.
    I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house.
    I was gone only a few minutes. When I came out again I handed her a toothbrush.
    'When you finish cutting the grass,' I said, 'you might as well sweep the driveway.'
    And then the fight started.....



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    ahhahahaha...so u have to be careful yar...

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    Hahaha..

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    am just scared of getting married now....lol

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