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    have a good laugh



    Have a good laugh

    Wife: 'What are you doing?'

    Husband : Nothing.


     


    Wife : 'Nothing...? You've been reading
    our marriage certificate for an hour.'

    Husband : 'I was looking for the expiry date.'

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    Wife : 'Do you want dinner?'

    Husband : 'Sure! What are my choices?'

    Wife : 'Yes or no.'

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    Wife: 'You always carry my photo in your wallet. Why?'

    Hubby: 'When there is a problem, no matter how great, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.'

    Wife: 'You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?'

    Hubby: 'Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can there be greater than this one?'

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    Stress Reliever Girl: 'When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.'

    Boy: 'It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles.'

    Girl: 'Well that's because we aren't married yet.'

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    Son: ' Mum, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.'

    Mom: 'Well, you have done the right thing.'

    Son: 'But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.'

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    A newly married man asked his wife, 'Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?'

    'Honey,' the woman replied sweetly, 'I'd have married you, NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!'

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    Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever

    The guy replies: 'Thanks for the early warning.'

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    A wife asked her husband: 'What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?'

    He looked at her from head to toe and replied: 'I like your sense of humor!'



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    hahahahahhahahhahahhahha....hahahahahha...
    too funny...no sorry three funny...lolz

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    hahahahahahahahahaha..lolzzzzzzzzzzzz........ even though they r not new for me... but still so funny...

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    etna hansne ke kia zrorat hai?

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    lolz...
    good post
    I liked the last one the most...

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    lolzzzzzzz especially the last one

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    where have u been haily?

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    just been busy.....with family and stuff..now last nite i dont kno wht happ to my hand, i had to miss college cuz of my hand today.....

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    hey what happened to your hand? everything is alright?

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    yup now everything is good Allhumdulilallah

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