A Doctor opened a Clinic and wrote outside the clinic:………Any treatment is Rs.300/- and if we can't treat, we will pay you back Rs.1000/-.


A CLEVER woman comes to do fraud and thinking to get Rs.1000…………..SHe says to the Doctor:……I can't feel any taste on my tongue...


Doctor asks the Nurse to put fewdrops of medicine from box no 22.
After that the woman shouts:……….. "What d _____ ...its URINE!!


The doctor says congratulations your sense of taste is back now……The woman was angry as he lost Rs.300.


After 2 weeks woman comes back again & this time he thinks to get back his previous 300 too






woman:………..Doc! I've lost my memory.
Doctor:……….Nurse! pls put some drops of medicine.


The Nurse prepares to put the same old drops from the same box no.22.
The woman shouts from the roof at both the Nurse and the Doctor in trying to administer the same drops of urine.


The Doctor appears on the scene and says "congratulations, your memory power has come back now and the woman..............you can guess!