Obama, Hillary and Trump are standing at the throne of heaven. God looks
at them and says, "Before granting you a place at my side, I must ask you
what you have learned, what you believe in.

God asks Obama first: "What do you believe?" He thinks long and hard, looks
God in the eye, and says, "I believe in hard work, and in staying true to
family and friends. I believe in giving. I was lucky, but I always tried to
do right by my countrymen."

God can't help but see the essential goodness of Obama, and offers him a
seat to his left.

Then God turns to Hillary and says, "What do you believe?"

Hillary says, "I believe passion, discipline, courage and honor are the
fundamentals of life. Like Obama I believe in hard work. I too have been
lucky, but win or lose, I've always tried to be a true patriot and a loyal

God is greatly moved by Hillary's high-pitched eloquence, and he offers her
a seat to his right.

Finally, God turns to Trump and says, "And you, Donald, what do you

Trump replies, "I believe you're in my seat."