Bob walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm.


He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV.


The 10 pm News was coming on.


The news-crew was covering the story of a man
on the ledge of a large building preparing to jump.









The blonde looked at Bob and said,





"Do you think he'll jump ?"


Bob said,
"You know, I bet he'll jump."


The blonde replied,
"Well, I bet he won't."


Bob placed a £20 note on the bar and said,
"You're on !"




Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar,
the guy on the ledge did a swan dive off the building,
falling to his death.


The blonde was very upset, but willingly handed her £20 to Bob.
"Fair's fair. Here's your money."




Bob replied,
"I can't take your money.
I saw this earlier on the 5 pm News, so I knew he would jump."


The blonde replied,
"I did, too, but I didn't think he'd do it again."


Bob took the money.