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Santa: I am in big trouble!

Banta: What happened?

Santa: I saw a rat in my house!

Banta:




Oh, well, all you need to do is use a trap






Santa: I don't have one.




Banta: Well then, buy one.










Santa: I can't afford one.




Banta:




I can give you mine if you want.




Santa: That sounds good.










Banta:




All you need to do is just use some




cheese in order to make the rat




come to the trap.




Santa: I don't have any cheese.










Banta:




Okay then, take a piece of bread and




put a bit of oil in it and put it in the trap.




Santa: I don't have oil.










Banta: Well, then put only a




small piece of bread.




Santa: I don't have bread.




Banta:




Then what the hell is the rat doing in your house?

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