Santa: I am in big trouble!

Banta: What happened?

Santa: I saw a rat in my house!


Oh, well, all you need to do is use a trap

Santa: I don't have one.

Banta: Well then, buy one.

Santa: I can't afford one.


I can give you mine if you want.

Santa: That sounds good.


All you need to do is just use some

cheese in order to make the rat

come to the trap.

Santa: I don't have any cheese.


Okay then, take a piece of bread and

put a bit of oil in it and put it in the trap.

Santa: I don't have oil.

Banta: Well, then put only a

small piece of bread.

Santa: I don't have bread.


Then what the hell is the rat doing in your house?