The teacher asked the children in the Sunday School class,
"If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale
and gave all my money to the church,
would I get into Heaven?"

"NO!" the children all answered.

"If I cleaned the church every day,

mowed the yard, and kept everything neat and tidy,
would I get into Heaven?"

Again, the answer was, "NO!"

"Well," the teacher continued,

"then how can I get to Heaven?"
In the back of the room,
a 5 year old boy shouted out,


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"You gotta be dead."