Son: Dad, I want to get married.

Father: First, tell me you're sorry.

Son: For what?

Father: Say sorry...

Son: But for what ? What did I do?

Father: Just say sorry...

Son: But...what have I done wrong ?

Father: Say sorry!

Son: WHY?

Father: Say sorry!!

Son: Please, just tell me why?

Father: Say sorry!!!

Son: OK, Dad... I'm sorry!

Father: There you are !

Now you are ready...

Your training is complete.

When you learn to say sorry for

no reason at all,

then you're ready to get married!