Three women were drunk and they stopped a taxi.
The taxi driver figured that they were not in their right minds,
so he just switched on the engine and
switched it off, and said, "We have arrived."

The first woman gave him money,
the second one thanked him, and
the third one slapped him.
The taxi driver was stunned because he was
hoping that none of them realised
the car hadn't moved an inch.

He asked the third woman, "What was that for?"

The third woman replied,
"Control your speed next time!
You got here so quick, you almost killed us."