A Sindhi, a Southy and Sardar worked together

in an office and had a common boss.


Each day, they watched the boss leave work early.
One day, the three decided that when the boss left,
they would leave right behind him.
After all, he never called or came back to work,
so how would he know they went home early?


The Sindhi was happy to be home early.
He checked his bank accounts, counted
his cash and went to bed early.


The Southy too was elated to be home early.
He performed a long puja, had a leisurely
curd rice dinner and went to bed early.


The Sardar was thrilled to get home early and surprise his wife.
But when he got to his bedroom, he heard a muffled noise from inside.
Slowly and quietly, he cracked open the door and was
mortified to see his wife in bed with his boss!
Gently he closed the door and crept out of the house.


The next day, at their coffee break, the Sindhi and the Southy
planned to leave early again, and they asked the
Sardar if he too would leave with them.


'No way !' the Sardar exclaimed,
'I almost got caught yesterday !'