Indian English is very dangerous

EXTRACTED from a COURT REPORT FROM INDIA

Judge : "why were you beaten up in public? What did you do?"

"Sir, I am innocent."





Judge : "Why do you say that?"

: "Your Honour, I was in a crowded bus and my photo fell from
my wallet. So I only say to the lady in front of me, "Aunty, please lift your sari, I want to take my photo ..."