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    Jokes of the day

    Two well dressed lawyers went to an expensive restaurant...


    Ordered 2 drinks
    and then got sandwiches from their briefcases and began to eat them...
    Waitress: Sorry Sir !!! But you can't eat your OWN food here... Its against the rules ...


    The lawyers quietly looked at each other and
    EXCHANGED their sandwiches & continued their meals !!!


     



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    MARWADI opened Sweets shop & gave an advertisement...!

    Helper required................


    Qualification:- Must have diabetes!

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    JUDGE: What is the proof that you were not over speeding?


    MAN: My lord, I was going to
    my father in-law's house to bring back my wife.


    JUDGE: Case dismissed
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    Prize winning message of the year-

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